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Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener
A house becomes so much more than a home, when a story teller uses magic and imagination.
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener | |
Heroic level: | 13 |
Epic level: | 31 (considered Legendary) |
Duration: | long |
Heroic XP: | ♣2,262Solo/Casual ♦3,945Normal ♥4,120Hard ♠4,295Elite |
Epic XP: | ♣11,828Solo/Casual ♦20,212Normal ♥20,710Hard ♠21,208Elite |
Takes place in: | Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener |
Bestowed by: | Callumnie |
NPC contact: | Callumnie |
Quest acquired in: | The Harbor |
Patron: | The Free Agents |
Base favor: | 6 |
Purchase: | Free to Play |
Extreme Challenge: | No |
![]() Due to the "holodeck" nature of this quest, there is actually no map for this quest. | |
Overview
Speak to Callumnie in the Harbor to journey into his illustrious memories.
Bug: Hirelings and summoned creatures do not understand the "holodeck" quest scenery, and will likely stand in place doing nothing. Melee hirelings cannot path to enemies, but they may still attack if manually teleported into melee range. Ranged and caster hirelings will attack enemies within range but also try to fire through walls.
Spoiler Warning: Spoiler material below this point!
Objectives
- Complete the illusionist's story.
- Gather your party on the symbols.
- Find the clearly upstanding citizen.
- Deliver the letter.
- Return the letter.
- Find the bar.
- Retrieve the artifact.
- Find your contact to Escape the city.
- Talk to the Commander.
- Gather the party in the treasure room.
- Swap the artifacts.
- Fight for your life!
- Find the clearing for your reward!
What to Expect
- Gather your party before venturing forth mechanics
- No shrines
Tips and Misc
- Make sure you're within the circle when you teleport, or you may end up stuck in a wall.
- If you have problems with any gather mechanics in the quest, have most of the party take dimension door to entrance and log out. One remaining person then easily "gathers" at the designated spot to progress the quest. Rest of the group can log back in and take the door to rejoin their "gathered" friend.
- Bug: The section of the quest where you enter the ship can sometimes momentarily bug out, dropping plot-critical NPC Lucy Lawful through the floor. You have no choice but to recall and reset if this happens.
- The end fight is really difficult, especially for the level. The boss drops Incendiary Cloud and Wall of Fire even on normal. Lucy Lawful has 8,000 HP on Elite difficulty, and several of the orange-named lieutenants accompanying her have over 4,000 HP.
Bonus XP
- Devious bonus: 84 or fewer monsters killed +7% Bonus.( ♣158 ♦276 ♥288 ♠301 )
- Mischief bonus: 10 or more breakables smashed +8% Bonus.( ♣181 ♦316 ♥330 ♠344 )
Loot
- Chests: One end chest
- NPC rewards: Standard; choose from 10
Named Chest Drop
Last Edited | Item | Type | Enhancements | ML | Bind | Quests |
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Paramnesial Lenses (edit) | Goggles |
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13 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest |
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Hypnotic Pendant (edit) | Necklace |
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13 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest |
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Pansophic Circlet (edit) | Helm |
|
13 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest |
|
Bracers of the Sun and Moon (edit) | Bracers |
|
13 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest |
|
Knife Toed Boots (edit) | Boots |
|
13 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest |
|
Legendary Hypnotic Pendant (edit) | Necklace |
|
28 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest |
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Legendary Paramnesial Lenses (edit) | Goggles |
|
28 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest |
|
Legendary Pansophic Circlet (edit) | Helm |
|
28 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest |
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Legendary Bracers of the Sun and Moon (edit) | Bracers |
|
28 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest |
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Legendary Knife Toed Boots (edit) | Boots |
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28 | Bound to Account on Acquire![]() |
Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest |
Monsters
Name ( picture ) | CR | Type | Race |
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Brigand Lieutenant ( view • edit ) | ♦15Normal ♥17Hard ♠20Elite | Halfling | Halfling |
Dwarf Brigand ( view • edit ) | ♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite | Dwarf | Dwarf |
Elf Bodyguard ( view • edit ) | ♦15Normal ♥17Hard ♠20Elite | Elf | Elf |
Elf Courier ( view • edit ) | ♦16Normal ♥18Hard ♠21Elite | Elf | Elf |
Elf Ranger ( view • edit ) | ♦13Normal ♥15Hard | Elf | Elf |
Human Brigand ( view • edit ) | ♦1Normal ♥2Hard ♠4Elite | Humanoid | Human |
Human Brigand ( view • edit ) | ♦15Normal ♥17Hard ♠18Elite | Humanoid | Human |
Lucy Lawful ( view • edit ) | ♦16Normal ♥18Hard ♠21Elite | Halfling | Halfling |
Sharn Lieutenant ( view • edit ) | ♦15Normal ♥17Hard ♠20Elite | Humanoid | Human |
Sharn Ranger ( view • edit ) | ♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite | Halfling | Halfling |
Sharn Rogue ( view • edit ) | ♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite | Dwarf | Dwarf |
Sharn Wizard ( view • edit ) | ♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite | Humanoid | Human |
Upstanding Citizen ( view • edit ) | ♦16Normal ♥18Hard ♠21Elite | Halfling | Halfling |
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