Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener

A house becomes so much more than a home, when a story teller uses magic and imagination.

Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener
Heroic level:	13
Epic level:	31 (considered Legendary)
Duration:	long
Heroic XP:	♣2,262Solo/Casual ♦3,945Normal ♥4,120Hard ♠4,295Elite
Epic XP:	♣11,828Solo/Casual ♦20,212Normal ♥20,710Hard ♠21,208Elite
Takes place in:	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener
Bestowed by:	Callumnie
NPC contact:	Callumnie
Quest acquired in:	The Harbor
Patron:	The Free Agents
Base favor:	6
Free to Play:	Yes
Extreme Challenge:	No
Due to the "holodeck" nature of this quest, there is actually no map for this quest.

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Overview

Bug: Hirelings and summoned creatures do not understand the "holodeck" quest scenery, and will likely stand in place doing nothing. Melee hirelings cannot path to enemies, but they may still attack if manually teleported into melee range. Ranged and caster hirelings will attack enemies within range but also try to fire through walls.

Bug: DNT TBD, journal bugged

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Objectives

• Complete the illusionist's story.
• Gather your party on the symbols.
• Find the clearly upstanding citizen.
• Deliver the letter.
• Return the letter.
• Find the bar.
• Retrieve the artifact.
• Find your contact to Escape the city.
• Talk to the Commander.
• Gather the party in the treasure room.
• Swap the artifacts.
• Fight for your life!
• Find the clearing for your reward!

What to Expect

• Gather your party before venturing forth mechanics
• No shrines

Tips and Misc

• Make sure you're within the circle when you teleport, or you may end up stuck in a wall.
• If you have problems with any gather mechanics in the quest, have most of the party take dimension door to entrance and log out. One remaining person then easily "gathers" at the designated spot to progress the quest. Rest of the group can log back in and take the door to rejoin their "gathered" friend.
• Bug: The section of the quest where you enter the ship can sometimes momentarily bug out, dropping plot-critical NPC Lucy Lawful through the floor. You have no choice but to recall and reset if this happens.
• The end fight is really difficult, especially for the level. The boss drops Incendiary Cloud and Wall of Fire even on normal. Lucy Lawful has 8,000 HP on Elite difficulty, and several of the orange-named lieutenants accompanying her have over 4,000 HP.

Bonus XP

• Devious bonus: 83 or fewer monsters killed +7% Bonus.( ♣158 ♦276 ♥288 ♠301 )
• Mischief bonus: 10 or more breakables smashed +8% Bonus.( ♣181 ♦316 ♥330 ♠344 )

Loot

• Chests: One end chest
• Collectables: None
• NPC rewards: Standard; choose from 10

Named Chest Drop

Last Edited	Item	Type	Enhancements	ML	Bind	Quests
Update 44.0.1 1 year, 6 months, and 23 days Kobold sneak	Bracers of the Sun and Moon	Bracers	Paragon Light Guard +4Paragon Light Guard +4: Deals 4d8 Light damage on hit. Paragon Good Guard +4Paragon Good Guard +4: Deals 4d8 Good damage on hit. Paragon Evil Guard +4Paragon Evil Guard +4: Deals 4d8 Evil damage on hit. Paragon Negative Guard +4Paragon Negative Guard +4: Deals 4d8 Negative damage on hit. Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	13	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest
Update 44.0.1 1 year, 6 months, and 23 days Kobold sneak	Knife Toed Boots	Boots	Thorn Guard +4Thorn Guard +4: Deals 4d6 Piercing damage on hit. Armor-Piercing - 12% Armor-Piercing - 12%: Passive: +12% Enhancement bonus to Fortification Bypass. (Fortification Bypass makes your attacks ignore a percentage of enemy Fortification.) Quality Seeker 1Quality Seeker 1: Provides a +1 Quality bonus to confirm critical hits, and a +1 Quality bonus to critical hit damage (before multipliers are applied). Quality Strength +1Quality Strength +1: This item gives the wearer the power of Ogre Strength, granting a +1 quality bonus to Strength. Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	13	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest
Update 44.0.1 1 year, 6 months, and 23 days Kobold sneak	Paramnesial Lenses	Goggles	Illusion Focus +3 Illusion Focus +3: +3 Equipment bonus to the DC of Illusion spells. Quality Illusion Focus +1Quality Illusion Focus +1: +1 Quality bonus to the DC of Illusion spells. Quality Intelligence +1Quality Intelligence +1: This item focuses the power of the wearer's mind, granting a +1 quality bonus to Intelligence. True SeeingTrue Seeing: Passive: You gain the benefit of the spell True Seeing. Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	13	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest
Update 48.4.3 2 months and 25 days BugTime	Hypnotic Pendant	Necklace	Quality Enchantment Focus +1Quality Enchantment Focus +1: +1 Quality bonus to the DC of Enchantment spells. Wizardry +162 Wizardry +162: +162 Enhancement bonus to spell points. DuskDusk: Equipping this item engulfs you in twilight shadows. Attacks from enemies have a 10% chance to miss you due to concealment. Stealth StrikeStealth Strike: Reduces the threat generated by ranged attacks and spells by 15%. Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	13	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest
Update 48.4.3 2 months and 17 days BugTime	Pansophic Circlet	Helm	Potency +63Potency +63: Passive: +63 Equipment bonus to each Spell Power. Insightful Potency +31Insightful Potency +31: Passive: +31 Insightful bonus to each Spell Power. Quality Potency +8Quality Potency +8: Passive: +8 Quality bonus to each Spell Power. Magical Efficiency 5%Magical Efficiency 5%: You take a 5% Enhancement discount to the Spell Point cost of your spells. Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	13	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest
Update 48.2 5 months and 27 days BugTime	Legendary Knife Toed Boots	Boots	Thorn Guard +8Thorn Guard +8: Deals 8d6 Piercing damage on hit. Armor-Piercing - 28% Armor-Piercing - 28%: Passive: +28% Enhancement bonus to Fortification Bypass. (Fortification Bypass makes your attacks ignore a percentage of enemy Fortification.) Quality Strength +4Quality Strength +4: This item gives the wearer the power of Ogre Strength, granting a +4 quality bonus to Strength. Quality Seeker 4Quality Seeker 4: Provides a +4 Quality bonus to confirm critical hits, and a +4 Quality bonus to critical hit damage (before multipliers are applied). Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	28	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest
Update 48.2 5 months and 27 days BugTime	Legendary Bracers of the Sun and Moon	Bracers	Solar Guard +8Solar Guard +8: Deals 8d6 Light damage on hit. Good Guard +8Good Guard +8: Deals 8d6 Good damage on hit. Evil Guard +8Evil Guard +8: Deals 8d6 Evil damage on hit. Negative Guard +8Negative Guard +8: Deals 8d6 Negative damage on hit. Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	28	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest
Update 48.2 5 months and 27 days BugTime	Legendary Paramnesial Lenses	Goggles	Illusion Focus +7 Illusion Focus +7: +7 Equipment bonus to the DC of Illusion spells. Quality Illusion Focus +2Quality Illusion Focus +2: +2 Quality bonus to the DC of Illusion spells. Quality Intelligence +4Quality Intelligence +4: This item focuses the power of the wearer's mind, granting a +4 quality bonus to Intelligence. True SeeingTrue Seeing: Passive: You gain the benefit of the spell True Seeing. Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	28	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End Chest
Update 48.4.3 2 months and 25 days BugTime	Legendary Hypnotic Pendant	Necklace	Quality Enchantment Focus +2Quality Enchantment Focus +2: +2 Quality bonus to the DC of Enchantment spells. Wizardry +371 Wizardry +371: +371 Enhancement bonus to spell points. Lesser DisplacementLesser Displacement: Equipping this item causes light to distort around you. Attacks from enemies have a 25% chance to miss you due to concealment. Stealth StrikeStealth Strike: Reduces the threat generated by ranged attacks and spells by 15%. Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	28	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest
Update 48.4.3 2 months and 17 days BugTime	Legendary Pansophic Circlet	Helm	Potency +131Potency +131: Passive: +131 Equipment bonus to each Spell Power. Insightful Potency +65Insightful Potency +65: Passive: +65 Insightful bonus to each Spell Power. Quality Potency +15Quality Potency +15: Passive: +15 Quality bonus to each Spell Power. Magical Efficiency 10%Magical Efficiency 10%: You take a 10% Enhancement discount to the Spell Point cost of your spells. Empty Green Augment Slot Blue Augments AC: Natural Armor Bonus or Protection (Deflection bonus): +1 to +8 ASF reduction: -5% to -15% Fortification: +25% to +100% Golem's Heart Good Luck: +1 or +2 Hit points: +5 to +40 Max Dex Bonus (Armor): +1 or +2 Defense (PRR and MRR): +2 to +16 Saves (Resistance bonus): +1 to +8 Yellow Augments Deathblock Draconic Soul Gem Elemental Resistance: +5 to +40 Immunity: Fear, Blindness Movement: Feather Falling, Striding: +5% to +30%, Underwater Action Proof Against Disease, Poison: +2 to +10 Spell Focus, Greater Spell Focus (Enhancement bonus) Spell points (Enhancement bonus): +10 to +250 Colorless Augments Ability (Enhancement bonus): +1 to +8 Ability (Exceptional bonus): +1 Ability (Insight bonus): +1 or +2 Diamond of Vitality +20 Globe of Imperial Blood Globe of True Imperial Blood Master's Gift Skills, except UMD (Competence bonus): +3 to +15	28	Bound to Account on AcquireBound to Account on Acquire: This item is Bound to Account on Acquire	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener, End chest

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Monsters

Name(picture)	CR	Type	Race
Brigand Lieutenant (view)	♦15Normal ♥17Hard	Halfling	Halfling
Dwarf Brigand (view)	♦13Normal ♥15Hard	Dwarf	Dwarf
Elf Bodyguard (view)	♦15Normal ♥17Hard	Elf	Elf
Elf Courier (view)	♦16Normal ♥18Hard	Elf	Elf
Elf Ranger (view)	♦13Normal ♥15Hard	Elf	Elf
Human Brigand (view)	♦15Normal ♥17Hard	Humanoid	Human
Lucy Lawful (view)	♦16Normal ♥18Hard	Halfling	Halfling
Sharn Lieutenant (view)	♦15Normal ♥17Hard	Humanoid	Human
Sharn Ranger (view)	♦13Normal ♥15Hard	Halfling	Halfling
Sharn Rogue (view)	♦13Normal ♥15Hard	Dwarf	Dwarf
Sharn Wizard (view)	♦13Normal ♥15Hard	Humanoid	Human
Upstanding Citizen (view)	♦16Normal ♥18Hard	Halfling	Halfling