Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener

	History
	This quest was permanently closed in Update 70 after it was determined to be a source of "irreconcilable performance issues." Its named loot was moved to The Mask of Deception with Update 71.
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A house becomes so much more than a home, when a story teller uses magic and imagination.

Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener
Heroic level:	13
Epic level:	31 (considered Legendary)
Duration:	Long
Heroic XP:	♣2,262Solo/Casual ♦3,945Normal ♥4,120Hard ♠4,295Elite
Epic XP:	♣11,828Solo/Casual ♦20,212Normal ♥20,710Hard ♠21,208Elite
Takes place in:	Memoirs of an Illusory Larcener
Bestowed by:	Callumnie
NPC contact:	Callumnie
Quest acquired in:	The Harbor
Patron:	The Free Agents
Base favor:	6
Purchase:	Free to Play
Extreme Challenge:	No
Due to the "holodeck" nature of this quest, there is actually no map for this quest.

Overview

Speak to Callumnie in the Harbor to journey into his illustrious memories.

Spoiler Warning: Spoiler material below this point!

Objectives

Complete the illusionist's story.
Gather your party on the symbols.
Find the clearly upstanding citizen.
Deliver the letter.
Return the letter.
Find the bar.
Retrieve the artifact.
Find your contact to Escape the city.
Talk to the Commander.
Gather the party in the treasure room.
Swap the artifacts.
Fight for your life!
Find the clearing for your reward!

What to Expect

Gather your party before venturing forth mechanics
No shrines

Tips and Misc

First and foremost, this is one of the buggiest quests in the game. There are a number of issues to be aware of:
- Bug: Hirelings and summoned creatures do not understand the "holodeck" quest scenery, and will likely stand in place doing nothing. Melee hirelings cannot path to enemies, but they may still attack if manually teleported into melee range. Ranged and caster hirelings will attack enemies within range but also try to fire through walls.
- Bug: The section of the quest where you enter the ship can sometimes momentarily bug out, dropping plot-critical NPC Lucy Lawful through the floor. You have no choice but to recall and reset if this happens.
- Bug: Make sure you're within the blue circle whenever you teleport, or you may end up stuck in a wall.
- Bug: If you or your hirelings stand too close to the blue wall at the end-fight, one of the mobs may appear on the other side and will be unreachable.
If you have problems with any gather mechanics in the quest, have most of the party take dimension door to entrance and log out. One remaining person then easily "gathers" at the designated spot to progress the quest. Rest of the group can log back in and take the door to rejoin their "gathered" friend.
The end fight is really difficult, especially for the level. The boss drops Incendiary Cloud and Wall of Fire even on normal. Lucy Lawful has 8,000 HP on Elite difficulty, and several of the orange-named lieutenants accompanying her have over 4,000 HP.

Bonus XP

Aggression bonus: 24 or more monsters killed +10% Bonus.( ♣226 ♦395 ♥412 ♠430 )
Onslaught bonus: 47 or more monsters killed +15% Bonus.( ♣339 ♦592 ♥618 ♠644 )
Conquest bonus: 71 or more monsters killed +25% Bonus.( ♣566 ♦986 ♥1,030 ♠1,074 )
Mischief bonus: 10 or more breakables smashed +8% Bonus.( ♣181 ♦316 ♥330 ♠344 )

Notes: There are exactly 10 breakables in the quest.

Loot

Chests: One end chest

NPC end rewards

Randomly generated loot, ML correlates with effective quest level.

Monsters

Name ^{( picture )}	CR	Type	Race
Brigand Lieutenant ^{( view • edit )}	♦15Normal ♥17Hard ♠20Elite ●♦33Epic Normal ●♥37Epic Hard ●♠41Epic Elite	Halfling	Halfling
Dwarf Brigand ^{( view • edit )}	♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite ●♦31Epic Normal ●♥35Epic Hard ●♠39Epic Elite	Dwarf	Dwarf
Elf Bodyguard ^{( view • edit )}	♦15Normal ♥17Hard ♠20Elite ●♦33Epic Normal ●♥37Epic Hard ●♠41Epic Elite	Elf	Elf
Elf Courier ^{( view • edit )}	♦16Normal ♥18Hard ♠21Elite ●♦34Epic Normal ●♥38Epic Hard ●♠43Epic Elite	Elf	Elf
Elf Ranger ^{( view • edit )}	♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite ●♦31Epic Normal ●♥35Epic Hard ●♠39Epic Elite	Elf	Elf
Human Brigand (orange-named) ^{( view • edit )}	♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite ●♦31Epic Normal ●♥35Epic Hard ●♠39Epic Elite	Humanoid	Human
Lucy Lawful ^{( view • edit )}	♦16Normal ♥18Hard ♠21Elite ●♦34Epic Normal ●♥38Epic Hard ●♠43Epic Elite	Halfling	Halfling
Sharn Lieutenant ^{( view • edit )}	♦15Normal ♥17Hard ♠20Elite ●♦33Epic Normal ●♥37Epic Hard ●♠41Epic Elite	Humanoid	Human
Sharn Ranger ^{( view • edit )}	♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite ●♦31Epic Normal ●♥35Epic Hard ●♠39Epic Elite	Halfling	Halfling
Sharn Rogue ^{( view • edit )}	♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite ●♦31Epic Normal ●♥35Epic Hard ●♠39Epic Elite	Dwarf	Dwarf
Sharn Wizard ^{( view • edit )}	♦13Normal ♥15Hard ♠18Elite ●♦31Epic Normal ●♥35Epic Hard ●♠39Epic Elite	Humanoid	Human
Upstanding Citizen ^{( view • edit )}	♦16Normal ♥18Hard ♠21Elite ●♦34Epic Normal ●♥38Epic Hard ●♠43Epic Elite	Halfling	Halfling

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