Private Jake

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Name: Private Jake

Race: Human

Gender: Male

Location: The Waterworks

Description: A happy guard

The Waterworks[edit]

If you talk to him, he will reply:

Private Jake: Good day, citizen!
- You: Why are you in such a good mood?
  - Private Jake: Why, I'm serving the city! What could make a man happier than doing a necessary job, and doing it well?
    - You: You're knee-deep in bodily waste—besieged by kobolds and worse. This doesn't bother you?
      - Private Jake: Heavenly Host, no!
      - Private Jake: There's a lot of history and beauty in these tunnels. I sleep well at night knowing that I'm helping keep Stormreach safe.
        You: And by the way you smell, I'm betting you sleep alone Goodbye, lunatic.
        
        You: Wow, I'm... inspired. Really. Keep up the good work.
    - You: Actually, I can think of a lot of things. Goodbye, my insane guard friend.
- You: I'm looking for Guard Tember. Do you know where he went?
  - Private Jake: Why yes! He ran through here a while ago, hardly saying anything. Good for him to get some exercise!
  - Private Jake: Tember headed up North, if you're looking for him.
- You: I'm looking for the Clan Gnashtooth Lair.
  - Private Jake: Oh, a fine group of slobbering kobolds they are!
  - Private Jake: Just head up North, the direction that Guard Tember went!
- You: I'm looking for the Clan Tunnelworm Lair.
  - Private Jake: Yes, they're a grand bunch of vicious kobolds!
  - Private Jake: You'll want to head through the East door to get to them!
- You: Uh, yeah. Good day.