User:Jbrownos

Who is John Gal... err jbrownos
If you are here then you either have voyeuristic tendencies or an overly excitable mouse-finger (or both).

If you want to know who I am, then it is my solemn duty to inform you that I go by jbrownos, am a 23 year old level 36 commoner with 3 divine ranks (which I stole from L. Ron Hubbard), and I am the Minister of Harrassment for the guild MESS in DDO.

I currently play a ranger/bard named Archin, a paladin named Gahrok, and a different kind of paladin named Yldrech (oooh...variety). In case me sitting here writing about the fact that I sit and play a paladin on my computer for hours at a time doesn't clue you in, I am probably the most mature, sophisticated, generally suave young gentleman on the planet.

Most of my time is spent playing DDO and running off marriage proposals and sexual advances from large flocks of attractive young women with a +2 stick of greater social ineptitude. Besides that, I take a class or two, occasionally fix and build computers, and try to maintain a straight face while I attempt to convince people that I'm too overworked to do anything else.

And if anyone gets the title reference above then you have my respect for being less of an idiot than 95% of the people I meet.