Arboth

"Yark, yark! I am a big bad dragon. You will show me the proper respect or I will burn you to a crisp"

"Huh? You're not a dragon, you're just a crazy kobold."

"Fool! How dare you defy me. Be gone, or I will show you the power that a true dragon wields."

You laugh at the crazy kobold. "This should be good, give me a demonstration."

"Do not provoke me! My power knows no bounds. You would be wise to flee immediately."

You stand there chuckling at the Kobold. "Well, I'm waiting..."

The Kobold scrunches his face, staring intently at you as he tries really hard, "You will feel my destructive power... n... n... n... now?"

You hold back your laughter long enough to make out a sentence, "Sorry, nothing."

The Kobold sighs, "Bah, you are far too intelligent for me to continue this facae. How did you know I was not a real dragon?"

"Well it could be the fact that you are a kobold?"

"I will just have to accept my fate. I am doomed to be a lowly kobold for the rest of my poor existence."