Gaspar Goldpike

"This kitchen reeks of blood and rusted iron. A caged dwarf above the cook-fire looks like the next main course."

"Praise the flame! You killed that darwf-eating Unkor! The gnolls sent me there to be slaughtered because they suspected me of stealing a precious key. And they were right! I stole the key to spite them all! And now I'm giving it to someone who can use it -- that's you! Only... let me out first, please?"