Gargoyle Scoundrel


 * Gargoyle A: I always lie.
 * Gargoyle B: Funny you should say that...
 * Gargoyle A: ... why do you hate me?
 * Gargoyle B: ... because you see, that statement can't possibly be a lie. It's logically impossible to be either. Oh, and because you're ugly.
 * Gargoyle A: Alright, I didn't lie once. Are you happy now?
 * Gargoyle B: Once? I get you to say the truth ALL the time!
 * Gargoyle A: That's an ugly lie! How dare you?!
 * Gargoyle B: Hah! You did it again! This never gets old.
 * Gargoyle A: Why you little... AARRRGHHH! I WILL KILL YOU!
 * Gargoyle B: Bring it, stone-face!