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 * Sparky's Law: "The amount of aggravation a security guard gives you is inversely proportional to their actual authority."


 * Sparky's Second Law: "When they say 'Aim Away From Face', they ain't kidding..."


 * "It's always better to be a pessimist than a optimist. Optimists are always either right, or disappointed. Pessimists are always either right, or pleasantly surprised."


 * Even the most widely accepted, readily verifiable, intrinsic facts about the universe won't disabuse some people of their opinions.

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