Penzants

Prove Your Worth

 * Penzants: So, ye made 't this far eh? well th' next challenge be t' test yer knowledge o' th' lingo. 'Tis important t' talk like a proper buccaneer. Other buccaneers will seein' starboard through yer facade an' kill ye on th' spot. Convince me ye got what 't takes.
 * You: Of course. I am quite ready to take the challenge that you offer.
 * Penzants: Hah! Ye want to' be a shipmate an' that be th' way ye talk? Come on, ye can do better than that... I hope.
 * You: Aye, I be ready t' take th' pirate challenge.
 * Penzants: Much better! Here be yer first question; When we plunder an innocents ship, what be th' first thin' ye ortin' ta do?
 * You: (Bluff) Yaaarrrrr.
 * Penzants:
 * You: Take a head count of your crew.
 * Penzants: Hah! Ye be a funny wee one. Ye cannot speak like a pirate, then ye swashbuckle! (Start a fight)
 * Penzants: (After the fight) You be needin' lessons! Lets continue th' challenge shall we?
 * You: Aye.
 * You: Run fer the loot as quick as ye can.
 * Penzants:
 * Penzants: When arrivin' in a new port, what does a pirate seek ou' first?
 * You: The local tavern 'o course!
 * Penzants: Where did ye learn t' speak like that?
 * You: I picked up a thin' or two along th' way.
 * You: (Bluff) Yaaarrrrr.
 * Penzants:
 * You: The prison, so ye know 'ere yer mates will end up.
 * Penzants:
 * Penzants: How much o' a share does th' captain receive?
 * You: Double th' share o' a crewmate.
 * Penzants: Are ye sure ye aren't already a sea fairin' sort?
 * You: Yep, I be sure.
 * You: (Bluff) Yaaarrrrr.
 * Penzants:
 * You: The same as th' rest o' th' crew.
 * Penzants:
 * Penzants: Are ye wantin' a swashbuckle?
 * You: Ye bet I be lookin' fer a swashbuckle!
 * Penzants:
 * You: (Bluff) Yaaarrrrr.
 * Penzants:
 * You: No, canna we talk about 't?
 * Penzants: A fight ye be gettin' anyway. (Start a fight)
 * Penzants: (After the fight) You be needin' lessons! Lets continue th' challenge shall we?
 * You: Aye.
 * Penzants: Now fer yet final challenge, ye be t' make a choice. Go speak wi' that that prisoner o'er on th' plank. I'll leave ye t' it, dasn't fail us now!