Audience with the Queen

Audience with the Queen is one of the Epic Moments of the Epic Destiny Shiradi Champion. When you use this power, you get teleported to the chambers of the Queen of Summer to share some tea and chat for 7 seconds. During this time, you are invulnerable and can't be damaged, but also can't attack. Upon your return, you make a diplomacy check (DC 20) to see how much you pleased the Queen. Depending on the results, the effect of this power varies. The buffs/debuffs lasts for 5 minutes.

When you return, regardless of your diplomacy result, you receive an Unyielding Sovereignty effect (a 1000 HP healing)

Displeasure of the Queen
You failed the Diplomacy check. You receive no tea, and receive a -2 Penalty to all ability scores. You also are affected by one or more of the following debuffs:


 * You get transformed into a kobold.
 * The kobold disguise breaks as soon as you attack.
 * You are hit by arsenic poison.
 * You start dancing.

Also there is "loathing of the queen" involving arsenic poison, all ability scores reduced by 6 and possible further random de-buffs

Pleasure of the Queen
You succeed in the Diplomacy check. You receive some tea (11 seconds of rapid healing), and are affected by one of the following buffs:


 * 25% Royalty bonus resistance to Acid, Cold, Electric, Fire, and Sonic damage.
 * +50 Royalty bonus to Physical Resistance Rating
 * +100 Royalty bonus to Maximum HP
 * +4 Royalty bonus to all ability scores.

Joy of the Queen
You achieved a critical success on your Diplomacy check (40). You receive some tea (11 seconds of fast healing), and are affected by one of the following buffs:


 * 75% Royalty bonus resistance to Acid, Cold, Electric, Fire, and Sonic damage.
 * +100 Royalty bonus to Physical Resistance Rating
 * +300 Royalty bonus to Maximum HP
 * +10 Royalty bonus to all saving throws (, only grants +3 saving throws)
 * +10 Royalty bonus to all ability scores. In addition, your spells and ranged attacks gain a 50% chance to generate a random effect (as Double Rainbow on Prism Stance but at a much higher chance).